Wednesday, September 21, 2011

What is the ultimate winter puffy jacket?

The answer is: I'm not entirely sure - however, here are some of the most highly rated ones.  I am rather fond of Patagonia myself and would likely go in that direction...
Also, the name is... everything.

Patagonia Women's "Down with It" Parka $279
40" length, removable hood, slim fit



L.L. Bean Ultrawarm Coat $189
The name sort of says it all.  And let's be honest - Mainers
do know their winter coats- comfort rated to -50 degrees.





















Land's End Stadium Squall Coat $159
This coat was inspired by watching football outdoors in Wisconsin winter, so yeah.  Rated to -30 degrees.



















Patagonia Women's Downtown Loft Parka $349
"with the 800 down fill it is ultra warm when walking through the frigid streets of new york city! I cant believe I waited this long to get this coat. All the years of freezing from the waist down are over! I highly recommend it!"
Women's Downtown Loft Parka

Sunday, August 14, 2011

What are some foods to eat post wisdom teeth extraction?

Mashed potatoes
Mac and cheese
Fried okra 
Rice and beans 
Egg whites
Oatmeal
Overcooked pasta
Pudding
Spaghetti-Os
Pudding
Potato-leek soup
Chili
Risotto
Rice pudding
Raspas a.k.a. Sno-cones a.k.a. Snow Balls
Polenta
Creamed corn
Pancakes
Cheesecake
Luby's has a drive though!

Friday, August 12, 2011

OPINION: Sounds Presidential to me...

The change we seek will never emanate out of Washington. It will come from the windswept prairies of middle America; the farms and factories across this great land; the hearts and minds of God-fearing Americans -- who will not accept a future that is less than our past, who will not be consigned a fate of LESS freedom in exchange for MORE government. We do not have to accept our current circumstances. We will change them. We're Americans. That's what we do. WE roll up our sleeves, WE get to work, WE make things better.

Thursday, August 11, 2011

What new hair product should I get to tame, but still rock my lion mane?

It's a 10 Miracle Leave In Product.  Not kidding, this stuff is miraculous.  It just makes your hair better- period.
Frizz-Ease Hair Serum.  I've had amazing experience with this product, but you want to stay away from your roots with it.  I assume it would work well on curly hair, but maybe a friend has some you can try out?  If not, it's on $9, so that is doable.
Moroccanoil Intense Curl Cream.  This product has amazing reviews on Amazon and was named an InStyle 2011 Best Beauty Buy: Raked through damp hair, this nourishing cream unclenches tight spirals, producing softer, looser curls without that 80's crunch, says Melissa Bridgers of N.Y.C.'s OC61 salon. Adds Gentry Osorio, "It leaves curls defined and defrizzed." $32 

How do I paint this random piece of wood furniture?


Full question: I have a brown piece of furniture that I want to paint... I thought about staining it as well.... it seems to have some sort of glossy finish... How do I figure out what kind of paint to get for it? (Note: this is NYC, and carrying around a drawer til I get to a hardware store is a bit tough)  First rule: read the whole post before you head out for provisions.  Also, call the store to be sure they have everything you need before you head out - and don't be afraid to chat up the sales people.  They can be very informative.
Tools and necessities:
* Soft angled brushes 2-2 1/2″ wide (Purdy or Sherwin Williams brand)
* Small foam roller
* Painter’s tape
* Paint tray
* Paint (Latex satin finish paint – specifically, Behr) (*If you want to use a primer, a tinted primer that is tinted the same color as your paint would be ideal and can still give you a great distressed look)
and paint tray 
* Drop cloth
* Lint free rags
* A fan
* A mask - no need to lose too many brain cells
* OPTIONAL: If the piece has major scratches, dents, or is falling apart, you may need a craft knife, Wood glue
* OPTIONAL: Sander.  Ideally, you need an orbital sander – here’s a good option.  You also need 120 grit disc (available on Amazon and hardware stores – just be sure to buy the right size for your sander). Sand paper/blocks would also work, but will be very messy and time consuming.   
How to:
1. Remove all hardware and fill any holes that you will not be using once the piece is completed.  Now is a good time to consider upgrading the hardware – Anthropolgie for a funky style or Restoration Hardware for more classic options. You should also a great time to address any scrapes and scratches that may need to be filled, as well as any loose joints.
2. OPTIONAL: If you’re going to be professional about it, you’ll need to sand all of your filled areas and apply more filler where needed - sand in between coats and keep wood filler thin so that your holes are completely seamless when painted.  Then lightly sand the entire piece with your orbital sander and a 120 grit disc, being careful not to eat into the finish as this will show through your paint
3. Vacuum (Dust Bust) the entire piece inside and out and then wipe down with a clean damp cloth. Make sure that your piece is completely clean, dry, and dust free before you whip out your paint brush.
4. Tape off any areas that you do not want to get paint on. It’s a good idea to tape off the sides of all of the drawers so that when you open the drawers you see a nice clean line. Also tape off the inside of the piece (where the drawers will eventually return to keep all runners and free of paint. Taping is a slow and suckish process -  but very important in order to get professionalish results.
5. OPTIONAL: Priming. If you are going for a solid look with really clean lines a primer will help.  If you want a more distressed look or if you’re in a hurry, skip this step.
6. Painting!  Finally!  Pour your choice of paint in the tray and get your roller and paintbrush all nice and full of paint. Use your brush to cut in all areas of the piece that the roller cannot reach and then grab your foam roller and roll your piece. Work on one section at a time to make sure that it is smooth.  Make sure that you check all of your edges when rolling to make sure you don’t have extra paint overlapping the edge, which is also an unwanted end result!
7. Paint more – apply 2-3 light coats this way, and then let dry overnight.  Don’t be lazy - paint the back of the piece to finish it off.
8. OPTIONAL: If you want a distressed look, sand the piece.  To get the look you want, look online for some pieces you love and then copy their distressed areas.  Distressing can go bad fast.
9. Once the piece looks perfect to you, apply Miniwax Tung Oil according to product instructions.
10. Still creatively hungry?  Line the drawers with paper , and add some beautiful new hardware.

OPTION: STAIN. Staining requires sanding - other than that, the directions are the same.  And duh, instead of paint, you buy stain (try Miniwax Gel Stain in your preferred color).

HELP - this thing looks way too "painted"!  If the furniture looks too done, buy some Fiddles supreme wax polish in light (clear) and Rugger Brown.  Take a clean cloth or brush and apply wax evenly in the direction of the grain (this is really important!) and immediately work it in and smooth it with clean rags.   Wax the entire piece, let it dry for about 20 minutes and then buff it outold pairs of nylon tights (a.k.a. pantyhose). 

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

What brand is your Tupperware with the blue snapping lids?

Spolier alert: the brand is not Tupperware.
They're Sistema Klip Its and are available at The Container Store.
I've also become a big fan of the Oxo POP line - they're really sturdy and stack nicely.  I should mention that they have an odd propensity to fall on your head though - just ask me, my husband, and/or my dog because we've all fallen victim to Kamikaze Oxos.

When does the Missoni stuff actually arrive at Target?

September 13 (through October 22).
The line will include more than 400 products including clothing for men, women and children; home accessories; footwear; and even luggage. Prices for the products range from about $3 to $600, but most will be under $40.
For you New Yorkers who constantly bitch about your lack of Target, good news: Target will participate in events like Fashion’s Night Out during Fashion Week in New York and will open a pop-up store near Bryant Park, featuring items from the collection.

What size does your father wear at Lululemon?

He's a medium.  Here's a size chart in case you're curious.

Lululemon you say?  Is your father a female?  No.  Lulu does an amazing job with men's clothes, too.  Hop in today and show the man in your life all that he has been missing.  This is likely to further the case for your $86 cropped pants as the aforementioned man comes to understand why it's an INVESTMENT in your LIFELONG HEALTH to have nice workout gear... and he does care about your overall health and well being, doesn't he?

What to do when an adult face is breaking out?

I have been blessed with acne for a while.  When I was a teenager, I just didn't care about my face enough to wash it.  As I've gotten older, I've realized what an impact nice looking skin can have on your overall appearance.

That said, I have experienced success through 2 methods:
1. Proactiv.  It worked for Mandy Moore and it worked for me.  You buy the 3 piece kit and use it every day and every night and BAM.  Clear skin.  Bonus: it's cheap!
2. Bobbi Brown.  I always thought that because I have had acne issues, I have oily skin.  Not so say the ninjas of the Bobbi counter.  My skin is dry - that's why I break out.  Whatever.  Here is my current evening routine: (1) Wash face with BB Brightening Gentle Cream Cleanser using my Clarisonic.  (2) Apply BB Brightening Advanced Serum (1 pump). (3) Apply BB Extra Eye Repair Cream under and around the side of - you guessed it - my eyes. (4) In a departure (but still black and white), I use SkinCeuticals Renew Overnight Dry moisturizer on the rest of my face, neck, and chest - my facialist recommended it.
In the morning,  (1) Wash face with BB Brightening Gentle Cream Cleanser (just hands, no Clarisonic) (2) Apply BB Extra Eye Repair Cream under and around the side of my eyes. (3) Murad Essential C for all over face.

If I were currently having problems, I would consider the Murad System.  I've had a lot of luck with their products.  A 30 day supply is just $30.

What did the market do yesterday?

It was another wild day of trading in the battered market. Shortly after the Fed issued the policy statement, the Dow Jones industrial average tumbled more than 200 points before it rebounded to add 429.92 points and close at 11,239.77, the best one-day gain since March 2009.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Europe vs. The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

Not a real question.  WWoHP by a freaking LANDSLIDE.  Especially in the winter.

Do you know the best cars for snow?


Just because I didn't grow up in Minnesota or some other flyover state doesn't mean I do not have opinions on cars and their snowbility.  To clarify, this car will be used to drive between NYC and an "away house".

As much as it pains my still-unreasonably-materialistic-about-cars-because-I-grew-up-in-Texas-heart to recommend this, Subaru is going to be a great option.  (Saying someone drove a Subaru was a serious slam in high school.)  They're cheapish, low maintenance, have amazing heating systems, and eat snow for breakfast.  They also maintain decent gas mileage for the rest of the year.  Specifically, the Subaru Outback.  The Forrester is a little less jankish looking, but not quite as good in the snow.

If you're just looking to pimp out, obviously a Volvo XC90 or Range Rover would work well or Mercedes, Acura, etc...  The problem with a big 4wd sport utility is they have hideous gas mileage.

Things to consider:
1. Is there a neighborhood association or something that plows the roads?  If not, some kid/redneck you can pay to do it?  If not, you might NEED the 4WD.
2. Winter driving course - some dealerships will throw this in with a new car (a pelon, if you will).
3. Even old Subarus work well, so don't be afraid to buy used.

If I were in your shoes, I'd buy a 2008ish Subaru Outback with some kind of winter package - heated seats etc - and around 40k miles on it.

Where can I find a chest like this one I saw on the internet?


Here are a few options:
http://www.shopcandelabra.com/aidan-gray-ag-basics-wien-side-board.html

Where did you get those cute men's style pajamas that you had monogrammed for your wedding?

They're from J. Crew.  I highly recommend them for those times when you have to hang out in your pajamas but still be around people who are not related/married to you.Vintage pajama set

How do I get rid of telemarketers?

Telemarketers are the worst.
Luckily, I do have vast experience dealing with them:

1. My mom is to thank for the first one.  I grew up in the dark ages before cell phones and caller ID had hit mainstream America, so the phone ringing actually gave us some level of eager anticipation at whom might be on the other end.  5% of the time it was a prisoner calling collect (random dialing, we're not a family of criminals).  About 10% of the time, it was my dad.  80% of the time it was a telemarketer.  My mother, rearing four daughters in the aforementioned Dark Ages, killed two birds with one stone by putting my toddler sister on the line... Bam - occupied, happy toddler and a mother who doesn't have to talk to someone in India while stretching the phone cord (yes, corded) across the kitchen while she tends to her Gorton's fish sticks.

2. My go-to is actually getting really quiet when they ask to speak to whomever they are asking for and then very somberly explain that the person in question recently passed away.  They can't try to sell the next available 18+ after a comment like that AND they're probably going to remove you from their list.

3. This option is tricky and does require a bit of techno-skillz.  When the persons asks for the adult 18+, say "just one moment" and immediately 3-way conference in one of your friends/frenemies.  Your "friend" says hello and then the telemarketer goes full steam ahead and you sit silent.  Trust me, good times.

4. As the oldest of four children, I was slow to mature, listened to Raffi well into Junior High, and became a true master of hideously annoying childhood games.  The copy cat game can be a huge hit with telemarketers.  Just copy absolutely everything he or she says to you.  Maybe throw in a "That's what she said" or "I know you are but what am I" every once in a while.

5. The next is from a Bloggess comment -
When a telemarketer called to talk to me about some new phone service, I told him I didn’t actually own a phone. He went quiet for a minute and then I gently told him that because I didn’t own a phone, I couldn’t really be having this conversation right now. And then I hung up.

To recap:
1. Put youngest available child on the phone
2. Fake a death
3. 3 Way
4. Return to Kindergarten
5. Jedi mind tricks